dog poop...n random leechings from hwz

before i step out for work, ｉ stepped onto wawa's poop...i tink she had it dangling and it drop outside her cage..n i step on it..lucky wawa is not some gigantic dog or else, it will be more like human shit size stuff i'll be stepping on..hmm..does steppin on wawa poop mean i'll be lucky? ...

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Signs you've grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - it's the whole date instead of just the beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi, Ho-Ho's.
23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

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New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women
1... Combating Stupidity
2... You, Too, Can Do Housework
3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4... How to Fill an Ice Tray
5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
6... Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7... Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
8... Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9... Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10... How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
11... Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12... Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13... You: The Weaker Sex
14... Reasons to Give Flowers
15. How to Stay Awake After Sex
16... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
17... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
19... The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
20... I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
21... How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
22... "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
23... Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull****
24... How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
25... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
26... Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
27... Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
28... Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too
29... Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
30... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
31... Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked") 32... Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
33... The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary
34... Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
35... Techniques of Calling Home
36... Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.

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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."


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..tats it for now..no pic again...its someone's bday soon...very soon....happy bday in advance to her...

Things I would love to do with my love ones..(as in gf..)

1)star-glazing wif her..(if we can catch any at all)
2)watch the lazy cloud floating by and creating mysterious shapes wif her..well..abit similar to 1st..but one day one nite..
3)have her attend my graduation ceremony
4)go to HK and shop together..I think is romantic..mayb becoz i don understand any cantonese..so it seems more foreign to me..n probably also becoz its e 1st country i've been besides Malaysia and Bintan..
5)make breakfast for her(wif heartshape omelette
6)watch movies till fall asleep
7)kiss her forehead 1st thing in e morning.(probably it wouldnt smell tat nice if on the lips 1st thing in e morning as well...)
8)Sent her flowers at work and make sure everyone else notices!( n make everyone envy n praise wat a good bf she has..hahahah)
9)Be there for her when she is happy..n even more when she is sad
10)I might not be her first..but make myself be her last bf..=x
11)Cycle wif her(coz i cant blade well)
12)Enjoy e seabreeze at East Coast
13)Take neoprint wif meee
14)Take photo wif me n wawa..=D
15)go ktv wif her..or him..(ok i'm kidding..it DEFINATELY will be a her..)
16)Be seen wif her when she is wif her friends.(provided she wants it)
17)Be seen wif me when I'm wif my friends(provided she wants it)
18)cheer for arsenal together..
19)boo man-u together
20)Explore good eating places together..

..cant think of more atht e moment coz am watching show..well..20 is a good number ^^...

may Man-U lose tonight..=D