Lazy Sunday Afternoon

recently(Friday) my frien sent me this forward mail where u key in ur date of birth and it will come up wif a list of characteristics..




SEPTEMBER
* Suave and compromising
* Careful, cautious and organized
* Likes to point out people's mistakes
* Likes to criticize
* Quiet but able to talk well
* Calm and cool
* Kind and sympathetic
* Concerned and detailed
* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
* Does work well
* Sensitive
* Thinking
* Good memory
* Clever and knowledgeable
* Loves to look for information
* Must control oneself when criticizing
* Able to motivate oneself
* Understanding
* Secretive
* Loves sports, leisure and traveling
* Hardly shows emotions
* Tends to bottle up feelings




I think some are true , some are not so true..anyway its mostly positive answers so i tink most of it can relate to many ppl ba..things like "Good memory" I am pretty sure is not for me...anyway..these characteristics are not for me to decide since i'll probably agree on all e good points..haha..



Just finished the last episode of Fantasy Couple..Its really nice..didnt expect to find it in youtube but it is n in mandarin somemore!Catch it if u got the time..

ah ber

juz heard from mom said tat ah ber is really weak now..i can tell coz he doesnt seems to wan to eat or have strength to drink from bottle..kinda sad to see ah ber in this state..though havent spent alot of time with him compared to wawa, but still he is part of family(for like 8-9 yrs?)..hope he will be fine... =<



--updated at 9.30PM..

Ah Ber passed away at 5 plus pm..according to mom..Ah Ber was too weak to stand on his front feet.. My bro came to visit Ah Ber today... I tink Ah Ber wanted to c my bro one last time( after all, he is the original owner ) Mom let him out n he could barely stand... then Mom carried him back to his cage..then Ah Ber sprung up one last time and jump twice( with his last strength for my bro and mom to see i guess) and dropped down..lifeless...


I'll miss u Berber..we all will....

"MC" day...

I saw this in my email today... do i need to go out wif a taurus?

Anyway..today had mc..didnt want to go to the workshop..but..turns out tomo I need to go again! guess no way i am able to escape the workshop..-_-".. anyway i feel sickly on the throat..dono y...like not enough water..today is a #$%$^ day for me...went to pool n hangout for 1 plus hour n not much sun.. when i'm done wif showering and out, the sun shine like nobody business..guess its fate..well.. maybe during the weekend or nxt week then...

leech this from engrish.com..see if ya smart enough to get e joke..(act so long as u know english u SHOULD get the joke..)

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Cadbury...

I thought this was pretty cool..there was one for a car commercial sometime back but this one is much lower budget n still juz as cool..got this link from "eBaum's World" (http://www.ebaumsworld.com) check it out if u wana pass time...that being said..my 1st 3 out of 4 days of mini break sucks..-_-"..besides the dinner wif Dennis...its juz watchin shows n dozing off wif e hot air from e fan for me...I got some funny picz(not taken by me..but saved by me though..)..will post them soon...

dog poop...n random leechings from hwz

before i step out for work, ｉ stepped onto wawa's poop...i tink she had it dangling and it drop outside her cage..n i step on it..lucky wawa is not some gigantic dog or else, it will be more like human shit size stuff i'll be stepping on..hmm..does steppin on wawa poop mean i'll be lucky? ...

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Signs you've grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - it's the whole date instead of just the beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi, Ho-Ho's.
23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

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New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women
1... Combating Stupidity
2... You, Too, Can Do Housework
3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4... How to Fill an Ice Tray
5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
6... Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7... Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
8... Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9... Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10... How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
11... Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12... Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13... You: The Weaker Sex
14... Reasons to Give Flowers
15. How to Stay Awake After Sex
16... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
17... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
19... The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
20... I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
21... How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
22... "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
23... Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull****
24... How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
25... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
26... Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
27... Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
28... Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too
29... Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
30... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
31... Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked") 32... Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
33... The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary
34... Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
35... Techniques of Calling Home
36... Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.

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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."


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..tats it for now..no pic again...its someone's bday soon...very soon....happy bday in advance to her...

Things I would love to do with my love ones..(as in gf..)

1)star-glazing wif her..(if we can catch any at all)
2)watch the lazy cloud floating by and creating mysterious shapes wif her..well..abit similar to 1st..but one day one nite..
3)have her attend my graduation ceremony
4)go to HK and shop together..I think is romantic..mayb becoz i don understand any cantonese..so it seems more foreign to me..n probably also becoz its e 1st country i've been besides Malaysia and Bintan..
5)make breakfast for her(wif heartshape omelette
6)watch movies till fall asleep
7)kiss her forehead 1st thing in e morning.(probably it wouldnt smell tat nice if on the lips 1st thing in e morning as well...)
8)Sent her flowers at work and make sure everyone else notices!( n make everyone envy n praise wat a good bf she has..hahahah)
9)Be there for her when she is happy..n even more when she is sad
10)I might not be her first..but make myself be her last bf..=x
11)Cycle wif her(coz i cant blade well)
12)Enjoy e seabreeze at East Coast
13)Take neoprint wif meee
14)Take photo wif me n wawa..=D
15)go ktv wif her..or him..(ok i'm kidding..it DEFINATELY will be a her..)
16)Be seen wif her when she is wif her friends.(provided she wants it)
17)Be seen wif me when I'm wif my friends(provided she wants it)
18)cheer for arsenal together..
19)boo man-u together
20)Explore good eating places together..

..cant think of more atht e moment coz am watching show..well..20 is a good number ^^...

may Man-U lose tonight..=D

Good Friday

Didn't went to work yesterday coz a freak incident happen. I got lockout of my bro's room..actually, my own place is undergoing renovation works in kitchen n toilet, so me n mom had to crash at bro's place. but yester was e time where i was alone as e rest all worked earlier than me. And before I could prepare to work, I went to the toilet and close the door as I didnt want the aircon to leak out. When i got back, realise that it was locked! damn..I had everything in e room and nothing outside..and moreover, this was my bro's place, so i had no idea where e keys were kept. .thankfully though, i saw my bro's hp which still had e simcard, and used tat to call my mom. in e end, i called my office no and applied for urgent leave since i had no choice and i couldn't possibly ask my bro or his wife to come back just to unlock e door for me..

anyway,their place had loads of junk food but i had e leftover fried rice from last nite and pork ribs and caught 4 shows in a row!! tats a 1st for me, to watch so many shows in a row..e shows were quite nice, flashpoint, the holiday,warlords,just follow law. and mins into norbit, my bro's wife came back..tomo will be vincent's wedding. at least i have somethin to do in e evening and keep me occupied..tis late noon shd be goin to ikea to check out e bathroom mirror wif mom..hope can get somethin there tis time..

just got final fantasy 7 crisis core..looks good..am goin to try to concentrate and complete this game, rather than playing 5 mins and change to another one..

well..recent pics taken below..

The incredible hulk came to our house to try e 3 pin plug..didnt work n he got mad and pull e plug out..heres e outcome..

We ordered a swiss roll..yes,its that big...

View on my way to work.."shortcut"

A lousy day at Sentosa..no sun..rain..sun for 5 min..then rain..then..go home..


Earthquake n e cables fell out..

Wawa during e 1st day of renovation. Stunned mode..well..she always like in a state of shock everyday anyway..

A pic i took in London..NOT...a pic tat is sold in Ikea

Thought these minitures look great so took a pic of them..its like a mini cactus party..

I went to North Pole and took this..no la..from Ikea again..

cold thursday ...

caught a show wif bubb,mavis n elfy.. e leap years..ok show to me..i didnt really enjoy..maybe coz at e back of my head was thinkin of somethin else..anyway..got mavis psp so hope will return in same condition..(wif it updated of coz)..had a difference of opinion wif rose regarding LQ..i did foolish stuff again this mornin which i will not mention..i guess it will take longer for me to get over her....anyway....i had this thing i always wanted to post..it seems funny when i 1st talk to my frien tat way..

friend:how old is ur brother?
me: 2 years younger than me
frien: oh..how old r u?
me: 2 years older than my brother..

i know..e answer is @Q@#$#$%@#Q$@#>.. but it sound funni at tat time...i juz saw somethin..(credits to http://www.askmen.com) ..beginning to think this will be a blog where i link to everywhere...=o

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11 Tips For Getting Over Your Ex

Your sweetie ended it, that heartless girl. Now your future is in shambles. You feel the need to panic and beg for her back. You'll do anything to make things right.But no matter how you try, you can't get back to that little spot of sunlight where you were so comfortable and safe.There's only one thing left for you to do: Forget her. I know it's not as easy as it sounds, but with this blueprint, you'll forget that girl and pick up the pieces of your shattered heart -- and manhood -- in no time.

1- Take her off that pedestalDon't idolize her and build her up into something great. She is nothing of the sort. So don't gaze lovingly at pictures of her. Don't jump to answer her e-mail or phone calls. And definitely don't go out of your way for her. She no longer deserves preferential treatment.

2- Get closureIt's essential to definitively end any hopes of reconciliation between the two of you. And if you can't get that into your head, she owes you the courtesy of it crystal clear. She needs to tell you: "I never loved you. I don't love you now. We'll never get back together." After some prodding, she'll probably do it, just to get rid of you. It provides what therapists call "closure." And you can begin to heal.

3- Don't contact herAfter the relationship reaches finality, you have to break off contact or you will go mad. Don't beg or cry. Don't drunk-dial. Don't write her e-mail. Don't send packages or CDs. Don't dedicate a song to her on the radio. Get the picture? She will find you if she wants to. And even if you can talk your way back into her arms, it's only a temporary reprieve. She already knows you want her back, and she doesn't care. Take that as a sign.

4- Get negative feelings out on paperWrite her a letter pouring out your negative and weepy feelings, then disassociate them from yourself. Throw the letter away or burn it. But definitely don't send it to her. You will only regret it. She will show her friends and her new boyfriend. And they will all share a good laugh.

5- Avoid her friends & the places she hangsDon't venture into her territory. You won't be welcome. Find new places to hang out for the first few months and make new friends, if necessary. If any of your friends insist on maintaining contact with her, you may have to shut them out, too -- at least temporarily. After some time has passed, you should go back to living normally, and that means hanging out at these places and reconnecting with mutual friends.Throw out her crap, leave your stuff with her and bang away with the ladies...

6- Throw away anything that reminds you of herYou don't have to burn it all, but definitely get pictures, gifts, clothing, letters, and e-mail out of your living area, or at least out of your line of vision. If that means giving away roughly half of your wardrobe to get rid of the memory of her, so be it. As a rule of thumb, if the object reminds you of your ex, discard it. This can save your sanity.

7- Don't try to get your stuff backUnless it's a diamond ring or something that's one-of-a-kind, you're better off not contacting her to get it back. DVDs, clothes, your extra toothbrush... just let 'em go. They're only possessions. Is it really worth the pain of being in her presence just to reclaim a pair of boxer shorts? Don't exchange your dignity for menial belongings.
8- Hang out with your friendsLet your buddies give you a reality check on how your ex wasn't all that to begin with, and that there are more fish in the sea. A little male camaraderie can go a long way towards getting your head straight. We've all been detonated by a woman before and most of us will likely get detonated again.

9- Exercise your newfound freedomFreedom is always intoxicating. There's a world of activities you can partake in that you were never able to enjoy because your "other half" didn't approve. So indulge. Travel. Build a model ship. Go hiking. Play video games on your computer. Watch TV all weekend. Do anything you want. Why not start boxing? Ideally, you want to find an activity that allows you to release your anger and alleviate stress.

10- Remember the bad timesIf you feel nostalgic, then think of all the times she was a bitch to you. That should do it. Remember the time she made you wait by the dressing room as she endlessly tried on clothing? Or the time she reminded you not too drink too much in front of your posse? Nobody wants that back.

11- Sleep with another girlNothing reminds you that you are a man quite like having a new woman in your bed. So take solace in the arms of another. Call it a rebound if you wish. Plenty of heartbroken guys go this route and for a very good reason -- it makes you feel better, even if it's only temporary. So go out there and feel better about yourself!

Bonus: Seduce somebody she's jealous ofRemember the hair stylist or the hot barmaid your ex scolded you for looking at? Well, now's your chance to make a move that will pay off in more ways than just sex. Just think, if your ex finds out you've been fishing in familiar waters, it will drive her to the point of hysteria. This can be quite gratifying.
banish her from your mindGetting the woman of your past out of your present is a mental and emotional challenge of the first order. However the tried and true guidelines above should have your heart mended in no time.

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I think some of e tips will help me..(not tokin abt point 11 or bonus point if tats wat u r tinking...)



..is there really this thing call fate?.....am i suppose to think its for real?...

just another day(wed)

later got ippt..hope can get silver this time..may me jump far n high for SBJ...lousy weather as usual..but at least one thing caught my eye this morning..



Ben & Jerry Fridge..but inside no Ben & Jerry icecream though..well..at least from today onwards ice-cream is foc in company liao..



Just now surf hardware zone saw this post...


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using wat method to ask a ger bcums chiur gf?



some unuseful answers:


"
er bro... you can try this... but i don't know it works or not...
You: Hey, do you like mee?
Her: No...
You: You: How about bee hoon?
Then after that, you can go home and sob all day long liao
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"ask the bomoh lar "


"生米煮成熟饭 ish by fars the most tried and tested suckcessfool method"



"Tell her straight in the face. Tell her you like her. You can't stop thinking of her....And you want to go steady with her. If she dun want then just go look for another one.If you paiseh, then dun bother. Just stay home and surf EDMW. "



"use give ang bao method..inside put 1million usd "



"ask ur friend pretend to rape her then u save her! then invite that friend be your best man during ur wedding "



"ask her :"Oi, ai go steady mai " "


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Saw this joke..not very funny..but nevermind..me also not very funny person..









Later goin to ippt..but like goin to rain..







..愛情..本來就是幼稚的..

i'm back...again...

almost forgot i had this..maybe will continue to post here..since got inspired by my MnL pals to do one..not sure if it'll be a more pic less word kinda format like before or like 95.8..words many many type..let mi tink..hmm..put some pic from fri gathering..it was fun..but yet those love songs make me tink of someone..nevertheless..its nice to have this kinda gathering..never know that Gasband and Bern could sing so well...=o ..was great seeing so many pals again at one go..even though many i don really know well..(or know at all)

Me n e Bday girl at Mono..now u know where i got my display pic ler..

Bern, Darren & Red-Watch dude

Gwen(hope i got her name rite..),Darren,yours truly n Bubb..