Its getting Hot in here

The weather at 4plus am, 30.6"degree..



And it gets worst as time goes by....(-_-")



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I need aircon~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It gets worst..
I actually did a firmware upgrade of my phone while trying to upload the pictures..now all my recent contacts and sms are gone..=~~~<

5 important management lessons

Got this from e internet..thought its funny, and true in a way.. ^^

5 important management lessons

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After20thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs .

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies .

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity .

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff!: She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter.. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend..

(3) And when you are in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Wawa...

Its been a long while since anything was ever posted..
Thought it'll be good to show my darling...

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

recently(Friday) my frien sent me this forward mail where u key in ur date of birth and it will come up wif a list of characteristics..




SEPTEMBER
* Suave and compromising
* Careful, cautious and organized
* Likes to point out people's mistakes
* Likes to criticize
* Quiet but able to talk well
* Calm and cool
* Kind and sympathetic
* Concerned and detailed
* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
* Does work well
* Sensitive
* Thinking
* Good memory
* Clever and knowledgeable
* Loves to look for information
* Must control oneself when criticizing
* Able to motivate oneself
* Understanding
* Secretive
* Loves sports, leisure and traveling
* Hardly shows emotions
* Tends to bottle up feelings




I think some are true , some are not so true..anyway its mostly positive answers so i tink most of it can relate to many ppl ba..things like "Good memory" I am pretty sure is not for me...anyway..these characteristics are not for me to decide since i'll probably agree on all e good points..haha..



Just finished the last episode of Fantasy Couple..Its really nice..didnt expect to find it in youtube but it is n in mandarin somemore!Catch it if u got the time..

ah ber

juz heard from mom said tat ah ber is really weak now..i can tell coz he doesnt seems to wan to eat or have strength to drink from bottle..kinda sad to see ah ber in this state..though havent spent alot of time with him compared to wawa, but still he is part of family(for like 8-9 yrs?)..hope he will be fine... =<



--updated at 9.30PM..

Ah Ber passed away at 5 plus pm..according to mom..Ah Ber was too weak to stand on his front feet.. My bro came to visit Ah Ber today... I tink Ah Ber wanted to c my bro one last time( after all, he is the original owner ) Mom let him out n he could barely stand... then Mom carried him back to his cage..then Ah Ber sprung up one last time and jump twice( with his last strength for my bro and mom to see i guess) and dropped down..lifeless...


I'll miss u Berber..we all will....

"MC" day...

I saw this in my email today... do i need to go out wif a taurus?

Anyway..today had mc..didnt want to go to the workshop..but..turns out tomo I need to go again! guess no way i am able to escape the workshop..-_-".. anyway i feel sickly on the throat..dono y...like not enough water..today is a #$%$^ day for me...went to pool n hangout for 1 plus hour n not much sun.. when i'm done wif showering and out, the sun shine like nobody business..guess its fate..well.. maybe during the weekend or nxt week then...

leech this from engrish.com..see if ya smart enough to get e joke..(act so long as u know english u SHOULD get the joke..)

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Cadbury...

I thought this was pretty cool..there was one for a car commercial sometime back but this one is much lower budget n still juz as cool..got this link from "eBaum's World" (http://www.ebaumsworld.com) check it out if u wana pass time...that being said..my 1st 3 out of 4 days of mini break sucks..-_-"..besides the dinner wif Dennis...its juz watchin shows n dozing off wif e hot air from e fan for me...I got some funny picz(not taken by me..but saved by me though..)..will post them soon...